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THERE!! I DID A WILLIE WONKA POSTER, TOO! -


TAGS: willie wonka obama job stopper
Rating: 4.55/5

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Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 1:03 am
Hilarious (and true)
funnyguy88 - October 16, 2012, 2:22 pm
Great job !! now THAT is creative and damm funny !! cheers !! :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2012, 8:56 am

Nice one Fox....5L
GrouchoMarxist - September 4, 2012, 8:03 am
You are confusing Facts with hate... Color me surprised
terroraustralis - September 4, 2012, 6:43 am
ITS FUNNY! ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY. the poster isnt that great, but the simple fact that foxrecon is using humour, instead of the usual hate filled bile, means im giving this 5L
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 11:37 pm
I remember when birthers questioned Trig's mother.... you?
Bull - September 3, 2012, 11:13 pm
This is pretty funny, 5L - I don't see anything misspelled in the poster itself and that's really what matters. Like I said once before, haters gonna hate. (oh no, I used urban vernacular! them grammar nazi's is gonna geet me!!)
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:32 pm
of your slander and unwillingness to have your positions picked apart with facts. v/r,
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:32 pm
hate behind any of my posters/comments. I don't hate the POTUS, I don't know him. I disagree with his policies. My motivation is from love of my country and its Constitution. Thanks for leveling false accusations against me. Don't let facts get in the way
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:31 pm
That is excellent! Thanks for proving my point that the content is solid. Also, I have no idea where you get the idea that I care where the POTUS was born. I've said many times he was from Hawaii and it is a distraction from the real issues. There is no
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2012, 10:26 pm
Hmmm...What is funny is that you believe anyone cares about what you are interested in. If we wanted to create posters that were interesting to you, there would be nothing but Dora the Explorer posters on this site.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 10:16 pm
P.P.S. That said, if I could care less about what you think, WTFO, it has something to do with your absurd belief in the whole birther thing. Anyone who would sink that low and is driven by such hate won't be taken seriously by me(i.e. u lost my interest)
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 10:12 pm
P.S. Truth be told. It's an okay poster. But the font he always uses goes against the de-motivational style which kills it. And, yes, spelling will always kill a poster since if you are going to attack someone, you open yourself with said incompetence.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 10:10 pm
*yawn* You misspelled gramar.LOL
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:02 pm
All you have is gramar-nazi on this? I guess the content is sound then, since that is all you can go after. I like the concept. Good job and 5L, not withstanding the spelling error.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 9:58 pm
Who is Willie? LOL Too bad it is spelled, Willy.HA! HA! Poster = FAIL. Leave comedy to the professionals. You sound like Romney trying to tell a joke. X-D


OH, YOU'RE A FEMINIST? - Isn't that cute!




MITT PUTS THE WONK IN WONKA - The everlasting jobstopper!




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -


TAGS: barack obama won presidential election
Rating: 2.23/5

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fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 5:24 pm
haha...I caught that too.#76123 ;-) It's not so bad, actually. The perks alone make the membership worth the while - all the cheese and whine one could ever want X-D I kid. I kid. http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53687374.jpg Cheers, Cannabal.Glad you're back
Cannabal - May 17, 2015, 2:18 pm
Lost the bet at the Liberal Cabal meeting last week, so I have to come here to spread more Liberal propaganda in the name of "equal time." By the way, the Liberal Cabal approved your membership Faux, we enjoy your work, keep it up.
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 11:41 am
haha...Funny. The both of you. Surprised he's not on the back of a milk carton ;-p P.S. Welcome back, Cannabal :-)
fauxnews - May 17, 2015, 11:41 am
haha...Funny. The both you. Surprised he's not on the back of a milk carton ;-p P.S. Welcome back, Cannabal :-) How goes it, mate?
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 6:47 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RonaldReagan - May 15, 2015, 6:14 pm
Better television actor than film actor. David who?


"BLAME BUSH" WORKED IN 2008 -




OBAMA: ENDORSED BY FAMED LIBERAL WILLY WONKA - Sounds better than, "Romney, endorsed by ruthless capitalist Arthur Slugworth!"


TAGS: obama wonka romney liberal funny
Rating: 2.5/5

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freasy - September 4, 2012, 9:46 am
EMPLOYED SLAVE LABOR, MADE THE KID RICH, and ran a succesful Buisness.... hmmmmm
WTFO - September 4, 2012, 2:19 am
Wow, such in depth a***ysis utilizing a movie. Funny how a movie that came from Hollywood, would be such a liberal dream huh? Who would have thought. To bad the real world works differently. Comparison is cute, but not helpful to the 16% out of work.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 11:46 pm
I why you love Obama and fairy tales. Not much difference.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 11:41 pm
P.S. Admittedly, this convo is getting dumb, especially now that you're here, Groucho. If you were one of the kids in Wonka, you wouldn't make past the door. Oompa Loompas would have to sing a song about sociapaths. HA! HA! G'nite. And that's all folks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 11:39 pm
Fairy tale remember?
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 11:38 pm
Sad that life isn't like Willy Wonka. In real life, Slugworth/Romney would've bought out Wonka's factory, outsourced the labor, fired the Oompla Loopas and deported them since they are illegal immigrants (doh!) and ruined chocolate for all. HA! HA!
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 11:37 pm
He had the choice to give the factory to Veruca Salt (the rich girl) or Charly (the poor child). POP QUIZ: Now, who did he give the factory to? Doh! And the answer is: You're OWNED. LOL Thanks for playing X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 11:33 pm
I'll agree with that.. Hope and change was quite the fairy tale.
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 11:32 pm
It's what Romney did with his inheiritance too
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 11:31 pm
You are just full of yourself and FAIL... Willy Wonka gave the factory to the little boy.. Obama didn't take it from him and redistribute it... Cute but no cigar
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 11:31 pm
Whether its the Fantastic Mr.Fox or Willy Wonka, Roald Dahl has indicted the neo-con vision of capitalism entirely. Ironic that his child's fables are liberal fairy tales. Obama would approve.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 11:29 pm
In fact, Wonka's workers are TOTALLY taken care of by Wonka. He doesn't fire them. His factory is even ran like a socialist utopia. And the movie ends with Wonka disses the rich girl and embracing the poor through charity.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 11:27 pm
The idea of Wonka giving his WHOLE factory to the poor is something that conservatives would NEVER approve of. They'd call him a commie.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 11:26 pm
Nah, this still works. Romney voted against Reagan, twice, and once held liberal beliefs just like Slugworth once worked for Wonka. Then Slugworth became a conservative and tried to destroy Wonka through power and cheating.The author of Wonka is socialist
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2012, 10:48 pm
Ahem... Arthur Slugworth worked for Willy Wonka. They were looking for someone with integrity, honor, family values and courage to run the business. Charlie [Romney] was that person. Spoiled narcissist Veruca Salt {Obama} was rejected early on.


" PRIORITIES IN OBAMA'S WONDERLAND" - Obama guts military but gives raises to bureaucrats.




THE DEMOCRAT PARTY -




OBAMACARE DEATH PANELS - A second transplant patient has died as a result of Medicaid cutbacks last October (required by Obamacare) Liberals cry that its Gov Jan Brewer and not Obamacare cuts.




THINKING AMERICANS WONDER... -


TAGS: thinking americans wonder
Rating: 4.83/5

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JGalt - August 18, 2014, 11:24 pm
this sums up liberals! Best in a while. Certainly funnier than chupacabras rants
terroraustralis - August 18, 2014, 4:49 pm
nice, probably one of the best posters i have seen on politifake in recent memory.


GUESS WHO WON? - UMAD TROLOLOLOL


TAGS: obama won gneeral election 2012
Rating: 2.85/5

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Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 6:04 pm
Could......that be because of the funding of a paramilitaristic police force fomenting tensions and sending in agent provocateurs? Well, that's far and away beside the point, because your comment is just one big non sequitur.
simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:18 pm
why would we be mad, it happens.. we aren't democrats, who vowed to riot if Romney won.. why do you guys always tear up public property with riots and protests then b**** when there is no money for your social programs.. riots cost taxpayer money, duh!


"I WON." - In his first private meeting with Congressional Republicans, instead of "reaching across the aisle" and seeking earnest dialogue, Obama smugly told them that he should have his way because "I won."


TAGS: i won
Rating: 5/5

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THE OBAMADEFICIT - With non-defense, DISCRETIONARY spending up 41% in 2 years, anyone still wondering as to what the freakin problem is yet?


TAGS: any wonder
Rating: 4.43/5

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BARACK IN WONDERLAND -




SINCE THE START OF THE APOLOGIES -




DIPLOMACY WITH IRAN - It didn't work. Oh well... Back to ObamaCare




DEPORTATION ORDER REVOKED -




HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.




Only if it is white on black crimes -




low information voters -




In reaction to the George Zimmerman trial verdict, Singer Stevie Wonder boycotts Florida. -


TAGS: stevie wonder boycotts florida politics
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 8:55 pm
Stevie, WHO? Isn't he that black guitarist who used to play for David Lee Roth who died from extreme obscurity? Dude, you boycotting Florida is like Neptune's moons boycotting Florida. Who cares?


Budget failures -




LISTENING TO OBAMA COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS FAILURES, YOU'D THINK IT WAS THE REPUBLICANS WHO WON IN 2008 -




ebola nation -




Obama -




THE PORKULUS BILL - Was promised to keep unemployment below 8 percent. Today, we have had 28 consecutive months at more than 8 percent unemployment!




WILLY WONKAMERICA -


TAGS: willy wonka business
Rating: 4.43/5

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starryeyedguy - September 12, 2012, 10:38 am
That's fine for the chocolate factory but not for a nation.


in celebration of our victory in the cold war -




You say Ebola -




MINNESOTA NICE - Doesn't work for our sports teams, sure as hell won't work against Obama. Grow some kahunas already!




Gillard Wong -




CLUELESS - And getting paid big bucks by the forces that hate America.




LINES - The Similarities Old people won't be in either line




REALITY SUCKS - No wonder alcohol sales are up!




UNDENIABLE TRUTH -




REP. PATRICK MCHENRY - Public employees have better salaries and benefits than private workers .... "Public sector employees and private sector employees are living in two different economies."




Willy Wonka -


TAGS: willy wonka old forced meme
Rating: 3.67/5

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Cannabal - May 9, 2013, 10:17 am
I found the image of Willy Wonka terribly redundant.
Doggit - May 9, 2013, 9:16 am
The chronic exposure of the extreme egotism of Mr Wonka has been known to cause incidious cases of Encephalolethargy. ( tired head). Nice post


WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? - Gee, the people who make stuff (create value and wealth) are a dying breed, while the government workers (WTF do they create?) keep making more money and more bureacracy




VEGAS, 2025 - Where all washed up has-beens go- VEGAS!




A LOT MORE THAN FLIES - Will not be fooled in November 2012!




KICKING WOMEN - how did that work out?


TAGS: fluke dems won female vote
Rating: 3/5

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deerbag2 - November 10, 2012, 4:32 am
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/267101-gallup-2012-election-had-the-largest-gender-gap-in-history
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 6:08 pm
So you don't like women....interesting.
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:58 pm
Let me add wh***S AND s**tS TO MOOCHERS AND LOSERS FOR OBUMMER DUMBAMBA
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLS, BRO. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
s**ts and wh***s.... not women
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
Doesn't prove anything.... call it what it is....
deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 3:43 pm
spoken very respectfully
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 3:36 pm
She should have whatever she wants...but it shouldn't be MY responsibility to pay for it.
deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 3:33 pm
your comment proves my point
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 3:02 pm
wh***
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 3:02 pm
stop confusing women and s**ts


FOR CRICKET FANS -


TAGS: obama won lara cricket
Rating: 2.71/5

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Curlyrocks - September 5, 2013, 5:36 pm
"you gotta know what a crumpet is before you can play cricket" Casey Jones.
simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 6:42 pm
maybe, we will see, but it seems Obama has modeled his agenda after many of the failing European governments far more than the prosperous ones. At least the communal-based governments.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:28 pm
@simplegenius: I actually predict the opposite is going to happen. I believe that the Europeans are going to adopt a more 'American' approach, in dealing with their debt.
simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:15 pm
may as well learn cricket, we will be an extension of Europe within 4 years.


BEING GRACIOUS - It's nice to know that courtesy is alive and well.


TAGS: obama won get over it
Rating: 2.6/5

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foxrecon19d - December 5, 2012, 7:19 pm
Nice try, Obama worshipper. Unfortunately for you, you cannot prove that this conversation actually took place. ;P


THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON DUMBER THAN ROMNEY - The moron voting for him.


TAGS: romney wonka gaffe airplane window
Rating: 2.45/5

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freasy - September 27, 2012, 12:54 pm
Sheesh stupid liberal, it was a joke the auther of the original piece said so. Lying Liberal Media Lapdogs
HRoark - September 27, 2012, 12:29 pm
Romney never "killed" a successful business, he just stopped throwing money at failures. At least Romney never said he was for "redistribution," which is liberal speak for theft.
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 7:46 pm
That's an easy one. After Romney dissed 47% of Americans, Romney's campaign is road kill. And he kills businesses. :-)
GrouchoMarxist - September 26, 2012, 6:55 pm
Roads or businesses?
crankyhead - September 26, 2012, 5:53 pm
What's the one good thing about watching Groucho's head explode in anger? There's never any brain spatter to clean up. =)
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 8:43 am
Love watching Groucho's head XPLODE in anger over this stuff.LOL Love it! Love it! X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 26, 2012, 7:51 am
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." ~Barack Hussein Obama
JGalt - September 26, 2012, 6:26 am
it was such a casual offhand comical remark, unlike 57 states! Thanks for playing


MITT PUTS THE WONK IN WONKA - As Governor: 1)Ranked a low 47th out of 50 in job growth.2)Suffered the 2nd-worst labor force decline in nation. 3)Lost 14% of manufacturing jobs. 4)“Below average” economic growth and was “often near the bottom.”




Gillard Swan Wong -




next saturday -




Why Trump won -




Elections have consequences -


TAGS: won elections
Rating: 5/5

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BUCKO - January 16, 2017, 12:48 pm
Indeed.
Aurielius - January 16, 2017, 10:05 am
For someone who studied the classics it's strange that he never understood the concept of Hubris.


ever wonder? -




If abortion is murder, even at the moment of conception. -


TAGS: christian abortion wonka
Rating: 4.21/5

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rjmcready - August 11, 2015, 12:31 am
Glad I could help.
Dwydwyyr - August 10, 2015, 7:33 pm
I borrowed from you [earlier in a comment] after I read this, RJMcReady. Wanted to give credit were credit was due. For a Wonka meme, it was hunky-dory. 4 gold blobs. 5 if it wasnt for the fact that Wonka is the most overused meme on Earth.CYL


Of course Republicans whine about their White privilege -




SCIENCE! -




Climate Change Deniers -


TAGS: climate change denial co2 wonka
Rating: 1.92/5

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DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 9:09 pm
holy f*** dude you werent joking about "spin zone". i've never seen someone strawman as hard as you just did. its like you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're a troll.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:50 pm
well, based on this thread, you really seem to enjoy using ad-hominem attacks during debates, and you dodge questions like a professional politician, and you derail discussions whenever you cannot come up with a counter argument.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:46 pm
spin zone? i thought we were in the kindergarten zone... or does that only cover comment #74146 to comment #74150 ?
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 28, 2015, 8:43 pm
Let's start with the fact that you don't know anything about me, but you would like to keep conversations at a garbage dump level rather than bring them up to responsible, sensible discussions. But, hey, if that's your fancy, drive on, brother, drive on
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 28, 2015, 8:40 pm
Logic is left behind and twisted, convoluted rhetoric and accusations replace common sense.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:34 pm
because its neccesary for you to make blatant lies about his posters in order to avoid losing this argument?
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 28, 2015, 8:33 pm
where comments need not make sense and everyone's opinion is the only one that can possibly be correct.
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 28, 2015, 8:33 pm
Welcome to the spin zone
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 28, 2015, 8:32 pm
So, the bottom line is that you are of the opinion that if someone doesn't buy into MMGW, that person must be a bible thumper? Geez louise, where do you people come up with this crap?
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 28, 2015, 8:27 pm
Who was that meant to address?
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:26 pm
and because you cant believe that some people think for themselves, you cant believe that people would voluntarily work together to refute your lies, so therefore they must be "attack dogs" working for the master conspirator Al Gore
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:23 pm
what's funny to me is that you a**ume that there must be some massive conspiracy because you honestly cannot comprehend the idea of people agreeing with the evidence.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:21 pm
you can state your position all you want, but actions speak louder than words, and the nature of your attacks indicate that you're a full blown conspiracy theorist who thinks al gore has taken over the government and is pushing his climate change agenda.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:16 pm
it reminds me of literally every argument you've ever used, "some climate change believers acts like the word of al gore is gospel! therefore you're pushing your religion on me!"
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:13 pm
why are you angry at faux for diverting the conversation to something you would enjoy?
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:11 pm
you sound surprised that your lies are pissing people off... but i'm pretty sure you're faking it, you know exactly what you're doing, endlessly repeating blatant lies in order to rile people up.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:06 pm
funny how none of what you said is true, and you're just blatantly making up lies to support your position... what i find unbelievable is that you think noone is going to call you out on those lies
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 8:04 pm
because its neccesary for you to misrepresent it so you can complain about it without appearing to be a complete idiot, you lack the ability to challenge the facts, which is why you rely so much on fallacies to carry your arguments.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 7:54 pm
yes, it point out that he's willing to change his view if presented with evidence that contradicts it, unlike most CC deniers who proudly claim that nothing would change their mind. its easy to attack others for their view, much harder to defend your own.
DebtToAmerica - March 28, 2015, 7:48 pm
its also behind a paywall, and its from a news outlet owned by rupert murdoch. you're practically quoting fox news, despite the fact that your username implies that you think the mainstream media is full of ****.
rebeccaolsen - March 28, 2015, 4:24 pm
So just like. Not "So of like." Stupid me. Need more coffee. Mmmmmk, back to work. Thank you for the laughs you two :)
OTC - March 28, 2015, 4:23 pm
Where did I make that statement?
rebeccaolsen - March 28, 2015, 4:16 pm
So of like when you label every believe of MMCC a supporter of Al Gore even though he's just a politician and not an official spokesperson for science?you deny man-made climate change. That's doesn't get you labeled a denier. It's what you are doing hun
OTC - March 28, 2015, 4:09 pm
What's funny is denying Man-Made Climate Change,but believing in Climate Change, and liberals labeling you a climate change denier
calron - March 28, 2015, 4:01 pm
Senator James M. Inhofe.
rebeccaolsen - March 28, 2015, 3:55 pm
MS or Inhofe?
calron - March 28, 2015, 3:47 pm
Really cause when that apple got eaten God's creation was changed by the actions of Man. So not only is he using Appeal to Authority, he's putting words in the authorities mouth.
rebeccaolsen - March 28, 2015, 3:39 pm
MS, if the rejects attacking climatologists are using the bible as their source then it is fair to challenge their source. Senator Inhofe thinks man could never alter god's creation. Uses a passage from Genesis as key evidence against GW. Derp
calron - March 28, 2015, 2:56 pm
Especially ironic because those things can explain the pause and allow for MMGW being true. Natural variability is a well known and highly excepted factor in climate.
OTC - March 28, 2015, 1:30 pm
Sounds like your projecting again faux. funny how alarmists don't accept the science of orbital cycles, solar cycles, & other events contributing to climate change, but attack others for not accepting their belief that there's only 1 cause for CC
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 28, 2015, 9:51 am
Nice Logic: Some a are b, therefore you are b. Common Core much?
Curlyrocks - March 27, 2015, 9:37 pm
Michael Mann is not head of the NOAA. He's basically the one pushing all this end of the world nonsense on us, and he has worked on projects funded by the NOAA but he is not one man who can be summed up as the NOAA.
rebeccaolsen - March 27, 2015, 6:43 pm
I wouldn't worry about it, sweetie. To support his victim narrative, EMMaEnnBeeEss conveniently forgets the many global warming deniers who use religion as an excuse to attack scientists as godless unamerican commie atheists. Can't have it both ways, mmk?
DebtToAmerica - March 27, 2015, 4:41 am
you mean like how the threat of the soviet union was blown out of proportion by war profiteers? or how the threat of radical islam was blown out of proportion by war profiteers? just because a threat is blown out of proportion doesnt mean its not real.
DebtToAmerica - March 27, 2015, 4:40 am
then its a good thing he didnt use any facts.
DebtToAmerica - March 27, 2015, 4:32 am
"wasting billions on the fears of a doomsday cult" is a matter of perspective, and just like the last few times the people responsible for detecting the threat have had a consensus on the topic, not shared by the general public.
DebtToAmerica - March 27, 2015, 4:30 am
its so much better than that doomsday cult involved in the M.A.D. showdown between the USA and the USSR, or that doomsday cult that claims islam will take over the USA and impose sharia law.
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 1:19 am
*yawn*Im aware of your agenda.Im not stupid.In this game of king of the hill you’re playing,remember what'Joshua'the computer said in Wargames:“The only winning move is NOT to play.” When ya figure that out,you'll figure ME out.Food for thought ;-) Cheers
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 1:19 am
Hmmmm.... sad? Really? *chortle* Want to know what is "sad?" ;-) Then I got to go...got a big work week ahead of me...so, if you must, we can continue this next week, but...if you want to know what "sad" is: read [comment #74157]
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 1:17 am
Well, it's off to bed now, been fun. We should do this again sometime. I need these kinds of laughs once in a while
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 1:12 am
and to add insult to injury, you accuse me of echolalia and just a couple of comments later prove that you are guilty of it. Sad, really sad.
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 1:11 am
nah, you haven't pushed any b***ons, but I do love the way you inject that whenever someone doesn't agree with you. Kind of pathetic and funny at the same time.
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 1:08 am
*yawn* sounds like your b***ons were pushed. If so, sorry, I didn't mean to rile you up. X-D
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 1:05 am
TRANSLATION (FauxNews): Gosh, I have nothing, let me try diverting this conversation to something a grade school kid would enjoy
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 1:04 am
Just when I thought your arguments were at the top of the lame scale, you prove me wrong and push lameness to a new level.
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 1:01 am
You are a terrible liar X-D
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 1:00 am
TRANSLATION (MMessEnnBeeCee): Now I'm REALLY projecting. You can tell when I start ripping off Faux's *yawn* shtick and doing the echolalia thang X-D
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:59 am
nope, I'm just sitting here laughing at you. :)
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 12:58 am
Angry, bro? :-/
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:58 am
*yawn* sounds like your b***ons were pushed. If so, sorry, I didn't mean to rile you up.
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:57 am
Using religion as an excuse for an attack is lame especially when you consider that I'm not religious
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:56 am
If it's questionable, alarmist, why do your posters and comments all claim it's gospel?
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 12:54 am
All science is 'questionable',denier. The bible, for instance, claims to answer all your questions. Science will question all your answers. Food for thought, mate ;-)
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 12:53 am
Oh, no! How...will...I...recover. The shame. ;-) #MMessEnnBeeCee'sb***onspushedbestofmoments
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:52 am
*yawn* your use of the word yet implies that the "science" is questionable
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 12:51 am
Chat with you and your "friends" sometime next week if I get the chance. In the meanwhile, thank you for taking the time to show interest in my poster, mate! Have a good one =)
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 12:50 am
*yawn* That's true of EVERY, ANY scientific 'theory', denier. ;-) Correction - as far as ANY scientific theory goes, the KEY word (above) was 'hasn't. Until then...for all practical purposes, it's accepted as true by science. But, nice try, mate. Cheers
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:49 am
TRANSLATION (fauxnews): I don't know what projecting means
fauxnews - March 27, 2015, 12:48 am
TRANSLATION (MMessEnnBeeCee): I'm projecting.
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:47 am
don't confuse alarmists by using facts, otc, it just riles them up.
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 27, 2015, 12:46 am
the key word in your comment is "yet"
OTC - March 26, 2015, 9:05 pm
Oh I accept the science of climate change, just not the biased science that there's only one reason for it happening.
fauxnews - March 26, 2015, 6:40 pm
You not wanting to accept the science or you not understanding the science is NOT the same thing as it being wrong. OK..lol..my weekend of sorts is over.Now back to work for the next few days.See ya next week sometime.Nice chatting with you,mate!Cheers =)
fauxnews - March 26, 2015, 6:34 pm
*yawn* Yes, I get that the facts push your b***ons, mate. But as you already know...the scientific consensus on climate change isn't a poll or a survey, denier. lol So, there you go again. Stop trying to confuse others into thinking politics is science.
OTC - March 26, 2015, 6:28 pm
Don't mind faux, he thinks scientific proof comes from polling data, no hypotheses needed
fauxnews - March 26, 2015, 2:23 pm
P.S. BTW...that 'guy' IS the NOAA. It is their official site. ;-)
fauxnews - March 26, 2015, 2:22 pm
...A theory stands until properly disproven. Climate change theory hasn't been debunked yet. Remember, emotional thinking (ie. theocratic thinking) offers to answer all your questions. All science says is that your answers will be questioned. Cheers, mate
fauxnews - March 26, 2015, 2:20 pm
...that means uncertainty and skepticism must be held about every theory, even atomic theory, even climate change. But if 97% of the world's doctors told you that you only have 3 years to live if you don't get an organ transplant, you'd still listen to'em
fauxnews - March 26, 2015, 2:19 pm
By your logic, there is no way to actually prove ANYTHING in science. That's how science works. It's all theory. Even the best ones, are still theory. It's not about proving, it's about probability it is true....
Curlyrocks - March 26, 2015, 1:39 pm
There's no way to actually prove scientifically that extreme weather is caused by Man made climate change, so even the most knowledgeable scientists are at best guessing about how much GW is human caused.
Curlyrocks - March 26, 2015, 1:37 pm
http://ecowatch.com/2014/12/09/link-california-drought-climate-change/
Curlyrocks - March 26, 2015, 1:37 pm
So this guy is doing the same thing as you, when the NOAA doesn't officially draw a connection between extreme weather and man made climate change he just makes it up and bad mouths the NOAA for not saying what he wanted.
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:36 pm
...Just as 'the right' shouldn't pretend there is NOT a scientific consensus. They just don't agree with it. Cheers mate.
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:34 pm
...and I think THAT IS valid. Just because science weighed in on this doesn't mean everyone will buy into their outlook. Again, the scientific debate is over but the POLITICAL debate is far from over. And the left shouldn't a**ume it is OR should be.
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:32 pm
And that's a great point, most of the scientific community has moved on about man-made climate change. The debate is over for them, with the exception of a handful of naysayers. But the POLITICAL debate is FAR from over...
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:31 pm
...All science is theory, and yes,that means even the best theories MUST accept a certain degree of uncertainty. But at one point, annoyed by the deniers, the NOAA site even says about it's conclusions, "There is no scientific debate on this point"
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:29 pm
I could go on and ON and list more from them, but the correlation is there. I could find a loop hole in the semantics about atomic theory, but that doesn't mean atoms don't exist and I can't see atoms with the n**** eye...so...
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:27 pm
And, on the NOAA site, also this>>>"The greenhouse effect is unquestionably real...Water vapor is the most abundant greenhouse gas, followed by carbon dioxide and other trace gases." In the section of their site that precedes this.
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:23 pm
www.ncdc.noaa.gov/monitoring-references/faq/global-warming.php So...on their OWN site, this>>>"Human activity has been increasing the concentration of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere (mostly carbon dioxide from combustion of coal, oil, and gas)"
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:13 pm
Also, "The Australian presents varying views on climate change, including giving space to articles and authors who AGREE with the scientific consensus..." So, again, not sure value this has other than as a *yawn* political opinion on this. Cheers
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:12 pm
As for RUPERT MURDOCH's 'The Australian,"Chris Mitchell has said that the editorial and op-ed pages of the newspaper are conservative leaning."
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:08 pm
The NOAA isn't disputing their conclusions in the matter, as in the quote attributed to them above. I'm not sure I understand where you are coming from :-/ Please correct me if I'm wrong, mate. I just don't see it, and I'm using the same tools as u.Cheers
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:07 pm
Will all due respect, Curly, NASA and the NOAA and every major scientific organization would disagree with you on that. Do you have an actual quote from the NOAA which says "there is no credible connection between human activities and climate change"?
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 10:05 pm
The word "OPINION" says it all. Also, look at the credentials of the source (biased as h'ell). Sorry but OP-EDs blogs, tabloids don't speak for the scientific community. #SOURCEFAIL
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 25, 2015, 10:00 pm
Yes, it's an opinion page, but it still has some pretty compelling arguments
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 25, 2015, 10:00 pm
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/global-warming-consensus-claim-doesnt-stand-up/story-e6frg6zo-1227276959248
Curlyrocks - March 25, 2015, 9:23 pm
correlation between the two, people just draw their own conclusions on what's happaning and why
Curlyrocks - March 25, 2015, 9:22 pm
NO THEY DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGE A CONNECTION! your doing the exact thing that pisses me off you took data from 2 studies and drew your own correlation. The NOAA said that storms are getting worse and that CO2 is on the rise but there's no scientific 1/2
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 8:29 pm
I dont care as much if people disagree w/the science.But when the scientific community's almost unanimous in this regard,and people start saying "IT'S A HOAX" or "IT'S A CONSPIRACY" or just lie about what they say, that's just delusional.My 2 cents.Cheers
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 8:27 pm
(another excerpt)"...the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), and many others,say greenhouse gas levels are rising due to human activities such as burning fossil fuels & deforestation" Sounds to me the NOAA acknowledges the connection
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 8:10 pm
"Changes in the earth's climate are increasing at a steady rate,Natl'Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration(NOAA)warned Thursday in a new report.Greenhouse gas emissions, sea levels,global temperatures and super storms all are trending upward,NOAA said."
Curlyrocks - March 25, 2015, 5:22 pm
it is. Much like how religious people ignore the part where god says to love each other and figure he wants people out in the street screaming at [email protected]'s. It's not about saving the world it's about making people doing things they don't like stop.
Curlyrocks - March 25, 2015, 5:20 pm
Bot even the NOAA is denying that man made CO2 is the cause of droughts or storms, so obviously not enough people are actually listening to the scientists and are just drawing their own conclusions on what's happening, why it's happening and who's fault
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 3:49 pm
I agree with you that the politics is screwed on this, on both sides. Especially with the left. But the SCIENCE has got this correct, even if the POLITICS has not. In any case, nice chatting with you, mate. :-) Have a good day. Cheers =)
fauxnews - March 25, 2015, 3:47 pm
I agree that the left has a lot of hypocrisy to account for: their green energy lunacy, Obama's him and her private jets to Presidential gigs. But I don't think it proves that the SCIENCE is wrong about its consensus about man-made GW.
Curlyrocks - March 25, 2015, 2:28 pm
The truth is if every global warming alarmist lived as eco friendly as they preach then they actually could save the world. The Koch brothers arn't the ones burning all the oil. It's not about living better it's about telling others how to live.
Curlyrocks - March 25, 2015, 2:26 pm
don't approve of and blame an up coming apocalypse on them, and their way of life ignoring the fact that they are the ones buying the oil, the same way Christians blame an up coming rapture on [email protected], ignoring their own sinful behavior of hate.
Curlyrocks - March 25, 2015, 2:15 pm
And they had "the word of god". and in much the same way as GW science, it was misinterpreted and blown out of proportion by the greedy and ignorant. Bad alarmists (which is most of them) focus on the fact that rich people are living a lifestyle they.
fauxnews - March 24, 2015, 5:55 pm
...If not on a political parody site, then where else? My 2 cents. Always good sparring with you mate. Have a good day, Cheers =)
fauxnews - March 24, 2015, 5:54 pm
Climatology is far from a cult. And most deniers are closet theocrats that believe in an immortal Jesus and a 6000 year old world. When they use science to make their claims but ignore how ridiculous their own views are, I think its fair game to tease'em


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